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randyresident:

Uh, well, I got this email from my lawyer Ernie a little while ago and, uh, he got a couple of calls from some lawyers and, uh, it looks like it’s gonna take a little longer to work out all the details for, uh, those social network ideas that I’ve been working on. Also, uh, the special type of phone that I want to make. But it’s all still happening! We just have to straighten a few things out is all. Sorry.

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randyresident:

Okay, so people keep asking me what’s the deal with the weird butt-thing-in-the-sky and grass picture? Well, I was busy as hell yesterday, but(t) I so excited I had to put it up as quick as possible. I had just come from a meeting with Ernie, my lawyer, and I was thinking about my Butt sites and products and stuff, when I ran into this cute little geezer squeezer, Suzette. Suzette has this great looking purple hair, so of course, I call her Grape. Well, it turns out that Grape is like a WEB DESIGNER and knows photoshop and stuff, and when I told her how Ernie said I have to have a logo for ButtCloud, which is my cloud service where we store all the butt pictures and all kinds of private stuff that people are stupid enough to post on Facebutt (or Buttbook). So anyway, Grape said she’s be happy to make a ButtCloud logo for me, so anyway, that was it! Cool, huh? Who knows, maybe I’ll get lucky!

randyresident:

Okay, so people keep asking me what’s the deal with the weird butt-thing-in-the-sky and grass picture? Well, I was busy as hell yesterday, but(t) I so excited I had to put it up as quick as possible. I had just come from a meeting with Ernie, my lawyer, and I was thinking about my Butt sites and products and stuff, when I ran into this cute little geezer squeezer, Suzette. Suzette has this great looking purple hair, so of course, I call her Grape. Well, it turns out that Grape is like a WEB DESIGNER and knows photoshop and stuff, and when I told her how Ernie said I have to have a logo for ButtCloud, which is my cloud service where we store all the butt pictures and all kinds of private stuff that people are stupid enough to post on Facebutt (or Buttbook). So anyway, Grape said she’s be happy to make a ButtCloud logo for me, so anyway, that was it! Cool, huh? Who knows, maybe I’ll get lucky!

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randyresident:

Hey! So this is a picture of me and my buddy Schooner (I call him Schooney a lot). Schooney is my kinda tech guru who helps me out with computer problems and stuff. Well, Schooner used to work for Apple, so he knows about venture capitalists and all, so I thought I’d get his advice and unfortunately he said it could be kind of tricky since they don’t just exactly give you money, but he also said since I have such good ideas like FaceButt and the ButtPhone and ButtCloud, it will probably work out. Schooney said I have to be kind of patient which is not always so easy for me.

randyresident:

Hey! So this is a picture of me and my buddy Schooner (I call him Schooney a lot). Schooney is my kinda tech guru who helps me out with computer problems and stuff. Well, Schooner used to work for Apple, so he knows about venture capitalists and all, so I thought I’d get his advice and unfortunately he said it could be kind of tricky since they don’t just exactly give you money, but he also said since I have such good ideas like FaceButt and the ButtPhone and ButtCloud, it will probably work out. Schooney said I have to be kind of patient which is not always so easy for me.

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randyresident:

WHOA EVERYBODY! Okay, I guess I need to apologize for posting that piece of Buttbook/Facebutt stock yesterday. I mean, I just wanted to keep everyone up to date in terms of what’s happening, but now PEOPLE WANT TO SEND ME MONEY! Hey, okay, great idea, but we’re a little premature here. I mean it will happen soon enough and of course, ALL MY FOLLOWERS WILL HAVE AN INSIDE TRACK ON THE BIG BUCKS!!! But meanwhile, just hold on, okay? Sheesh! (meanwhile, I have to get back to my lawyer)

randyresident:

WHOA EVERYBODY! Okay, I guess I need to apologize for posting that piece of Buttbook/Facebutt stock yesterday. I mean, I just wanted to keep everyone up to date in terms of what’s happening, but now PEOPLE WANT TO SEND ME MONEY! Hey, okay, great idea, but we’re a little premature here. I mean it will happen soon enough and of course, ALL MY FOLLOWERS WILL HAVE AN INSIDE TRACK ON THE BIG BUCKS!!! But meanwhile, just hold on, okay? Sheesh! (meanwhile, I have to get back to my lawyer)

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